*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
(via laughcentre)
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
(via pizza)
omg I died when he literally rolled away afsdhslkjafhds
(via tinytazninja)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
(via elusivethunder)
When people talk about the Xbox One why don’t we talk about how it caused this
(via elusivethunder)
One of us doesn’t belong here
i looked at this for so long before i realized that one of them was an eggplant
(via elusivethunder)
behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever
what the hell did i log onto
(via elusivethunder)
