"All these characters are gay? No. It’s unrealistic to have so many."
Didn’t you know? Gays are pack animals. Like angry wolves, they rove the countryside in large groups. During the full moon the alphagay has a contagious bite that will make you realize that of course gay people fuckin hang out together???
Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM
Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!
This may be the cutest/sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.
I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool
is that devito?
this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new
I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home
ok but literally how
i dont know if im entertained or terrified
STOLE A KISS PRANK
I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.
For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank.
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
literally my anime opening
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map